*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable
A HILARIOUS excerpt from the Iwatobi-Samezuka Joint Practice Drama CD that came with the Volume 1 DVD released today (credit goes to fencer-x for the audio rip ^^)
First, some context: the Iwatobi gang was testing out a camera recording and the video playback got messed up for some reason and reigisa shenanigans happen LOL
Haruka: Rei, what’s wrong?
Rei: When I try to playback the recording, the video camera is…!!!
[pushes play] [incoherent fuzzy noise]
Rei: UGHHH it just won’t go back to normal!
Makoto: Let me see!
Rei’s Voice: NO….WATER!!!!!!
Makoto: It’s no good…seems like it’s completely broken…
Nagisa: Hey, let me check it out too~
Rei’s voice: NO….WATERRRR!!!! NO WATER!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s same line over and over]
Rei’s Voice: NO NO NO WATER WATERRRRR!!! NO WATER!!!!!
[Haru freaks out]
Rei’s Voice (continued): NO WATER NO WATER NOOOOOO WATERRRRR!!!!!!
[Nagisa continues to play Rei’s voice over and over again]
Makoto: This line is putting Haru through a lot of pain! Stop it, Nagisa!
Nagisa: Ehhh?? Oh…uh…then….uhhhhHH UHHHH….
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATER WATER WATER WATER
Nagisa: Just…a little bit more…
[pushes play again]
Rei’s Voice: WATER WATERRRRR
Nagisa: Oh yeah, just like this…
Rei’s Voice (in seductive slow motion): Water…….waaaatttteeerrrrrr……
[Haruka freaks out again]
Makoto: Hey wait…Haru~!!!
Nagisa: Hehe, how about a little bit more…
Rei: PLEASE STOP PLAYING AROUND!
NAGISA YOU LITTLE SHIT WANTING TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOYFRIEND’S VOICE OVER AND OVER AND TORMENTING HARU LOL AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW NAGISA’S LINES MAKE HIM SOUND LIKE HE’S DOING THE DO WHILE LISTENING TO REI’S VOICE LOL!?
me: i’m gonna live my life to the fullest!
me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]
[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]
can i make it any more obvious?
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
are u ever out with ur friends and u can’t stop thinking about a song and all u wanna do is go home and sit in the dark and listen to that song 45 times in a row
- don’t like me
- liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
- hate what i post
- hate what i have to say about xyz topic
- find me annoying
- don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
- feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply
this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life
Today one of my friends was dress coded for her bra strap showing and so she wrote on the gym shirt that they gave her. It reads “Dress Code: promotes the objectification and sexualization of young bodies, blames the wearer for the onlooker’s perceptions/actions, perpetuates rape culture, and is bullshit” On the back she wrote “You can’t shame me for something I’m not ashamed for”. It was really cool seeing all of the people’s reactions who saw it and I thought what she did was pretty cool.
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
BRB building an ark to escape all of these Misha/Cas haters’ tears
The fact that the one guy throws down his bag and goes to save the guy, but then he realizes he’s too late. And if you continue watching him, he like throws his hands up and then turns away. He probably feels disappointed that he couldn’t help, but he tried. I bet he didn’t even know the guy. And that really makes me not lose faith in everyone.
watched this atleast 5 times. too powerful not to reblog.
Everyone else kinda just runs back like the train is boutta explode or somethin.
It’s that fight or flight response
I think they all turn away because they don’t want to watch him die..
Tryna run away from the cold truth
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